The N-Judah Chronicles

In anticipation of Election Armageddon, 2012-style, I’m trying to decide if I want to go out to a party somewhere, a bar, or just stay at home and have a couple of Foster’s Lagers and twitter up the whole thing.
There’s a few candidate parties I’d like to attend but they’re rather spread out, and if you’re taking Muni like me, that can make the night a bit of a chore. If you have any ideas, please, leave them in the comments!