Ok, I kid. But this video of a guy using a pallet customized to ride the rails in Bratislava is kinda fun to watch:
Pallet © Tomáš Moravec, 2008 from Tomáš Moravec on Vimeo.
I don’t know that I’d want to do this on our Muni’s tracks, but if it was possible, at least on parts of the rail line, it could be fun. Kids, don’t try this at home.